An Ode to the New Year.

It is now the morning of the 1st of January 2007.
I sit at home on my couch, with the strange wooden mask loosely in my grip. If my assumptions are incorrect this will be my final address to the world. I am however reasonably confidant in my conclusion. I do not know all the secrets of this mask, and tests run on the mask came back with unexpected results, some no less than impossible.

To whoever is reading this, have a happy new year and I hope I get the chance to write about the coming experience for you. Good day.

Sincerely,
Dr Alstead Fabulavir